Crap that makes life fun!

As usual, it is once again the time after the exams when everything that I have planned before the exam never, I repeat, NEVER, takes place.

Of course, there is no difference to this semester. Here I am lazing my ass around at home, rotting and morphing into a potato on the couch.

Neither am I looking forward to working! Its like, there goes my freedom for the next 3 years! A bit sad ain't it? Since I am not even 21 and I'll be sucked into the jungle of working life. No wonder the shop was named Forever 21. Who doesn't want to stay 21 forever? I would! Oh damn I wish beer was a fountain of youth.

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to wake up for lunch? Seems like I've been doing just that lately.

Crap. I need a life! Though I do need a lot of other things. I need a bigger closet. I need a car. I need money.

Someone care to donate?

MTV World Stage 2011

Yes! Its back and I'm back!

I just got my hands on those delicious tickets! Just need to share it to the world man! Such an awesome feeling. Its the first time I won tickets! :D


I am like reluctant to refresh the page because it just looks so damn sexy! I can literally see Jared Leto's face popping up occasionally... :D

How you doing?

Once again, I am blogging when it is time for exams. But first...

After all the unnecessary stress and frustration, countless numbers of alteration, crazy last minute research, mind fucking referencing...


Hell yeah! My completed OBU thesis. This baby looks soooo awesome on the outside but total crap on the inside. I live by the saying "Good crapping skills takes you a long way". Hopefully that is true because I do not want to go through the process of resubmitting and that will cost me an additional five hundred bucks.

Honestly, I don't know what to do with it? Its nicely done with hard cover and all but, come on, who in the world is gonna read it? No, wait, the person assessing it has to. Ok, other than him/her, who else would even bother? I feel as though as all my hard work is just for a piece of paper written BSc (Honours) in Applied Accounting, my name and someone's fancy signature and stamp.

Wait a minute, that was why i did it in the first place. Oh well...

Now, time for some exam rants.

Yes, its that time again when I regret not studying the entire semester and trying desperately to cram in some last minute P5 things into my head.

Actually, I'm rather relaxed this time. The panic attack has not struck yet. I'm still enjoying days of sleeping, hours of gaming and every minute of stoning. Privilege of taking one paper for an entire semester! Ngehehehe...

Soon, my friends, in about a weeks time, I'll be swearing and cursing and blaming the me writing this post now.

Procrastination and celebration

I have finally decided to get my ass started on my SLS, which stands for Self Learning Skills for those who are wondering.

It is part of my thesis and if I fail this part, regardless my thesis being damn bloody good, I still will not be able to get my degree.

Sucks right? I know!

Anyway, it is kinda just 2000 words of "self reflection". Damn, that's something I am awesomely good crapping about. Me! Writing about me! The vain pot. The modern Narcissus. The irony in using Narcissus as a reference is that I AM suppose to be self reflecting. So am I going to die reading my own reflection?

If I do get this degree, it proves that you can absolutely lie your way into getting one. Come on, honestly the only research I did was using another thesis as a reference and creating my own words out of it. I did use different books, online links and perhaps some extra stuff that was included in mine though. But I did it in 3 days! People take months researching. All I did was pull out random books from the library shelf and made it relevant to my thesis.

Crap, now I do hope I get this degree, even if I did it half-heartedly. It would be nice to include a Bachelors Degree to my portfolio. Right, right? A pretty degree. I should totally hang it up on my wall as a tribute to all my lying and cheating unknown friends out there.

Ok, I totally sounded like some bitch boasting. Bet some of you think that I don't deserve that degree on my wall right? Well, try being studying the final papers in ACCA. That's all.

Toodles~

PS : Totally LOVED Kate Middleton's wedding dress. Simple, elegant, beautiful. :)

Post Internship Syndrome Sucks (PISS)

Damn. All I'm doing at home now is rotting in front of the computer everyday and not finishing up my OBU when I actually have soooo much time to do it.

With all this sitting down and doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing, I have gained like a few kilos! A FEW!

Shit. Even with all my kickboxing ain't helping. I think I need to start going swimming again. Or just not stay home doing nothing.

No more beers, no more candies, no more chocolates.

More water, more exercise, more going out!

Yes, going out. When you go out, you have more fun and thus you eat less crap. :)

3 months

3 months.

That's all I'll have to enjoy between the end of my internship (which is next Thursday, oh yea~) and beginning of my 3 years of torture in an auditing firm.

Time for all the partying man!

1. First up will be going to Kim's place to kill some zombies. Laugh our crazy asses off some of the weird stuff we do. Eating junk. Getting high on absolutely anything and everything.

2. Of course there will be nights where I'll be out for a nice refreshing beer or maybe just a mamak stall for yam cha sessions with whoever that is free and will give me a buzz. *hint**hint*

3. Being an absolute couch potato! Lie on the sofa watching DVDs over and over again with a huge bag of potato chips. Thus, the phrase couch potato. Obviously, to prevent myself from actually turning into a potato, I'll be going for my usual kickboxing classes.

4. Catch a theather show! I have know Ines for so long and I've never seen any of her shows. Such a horrible friend. For once her shows will not be clashing with my stupid internal tests. I'll be off to Lot 10 one of these days to catch Madu II.

5. Shopping! Like obviously?

6. Part time job. Yes, looking for part time jobs. Preferably for events, promoters, usherers, whatever man! Those 3-day jobs. Hard to find those though.

7. Banana leaf rice at Bangsar. I've been dying to go back there! Jom!

I don't remember what else I want to do during the 3 months but damn I want toenjoy this one this time. I realise that every time I make a list, I end up not doing even half of it.

This time I'm sure that I'll be crossing at least 4 of them out.

Ain't this an odd time for me to be blogging? Why, yes indeed it is! I a currently in the office but my boss has no wor for me and she is rushing her work that she doesn't even have the time to stop and think for work for me to do.

Stupid MSN ain't working either. So I'm practically bored out of my mind. Entertaining myself with oddee (kudos to zhi for the site).

Knock out

For the last 3 months I haven't had the chance to sleep in at all. I wake up at about 9-ish most of the time to the sound of my mom knocking on the door asking me to get up.

Today, I woke up and realised that it was close to 11am. Daaaaaamn! It was the besting thing ever! I miss those college days where classes were in the afternoon and I can actually sleep in the entire morning.

That never happens any more.

But then again, I'll be ending my internship soon. Probably will be taking 2 months off of work. Then I'll be enjoying, killing some zombies at kimmy's, boozing out at zhi and yam cha-ing with others.

Haven't seen these people in ages! Those were awesome days wasn't it?