I have finally decided to get my ass started on my SLS, which stands for Self Learning Skills for those who are wondering.
It is part of my thesis and if I fail this part, regardless my thesis being damn bloody good, I still will not be able to get my degree.
Sucks right? I know!
Anyway, it is kinda just 2000 words of "self reflection". Damn, that's something I am awesomely good crapping about. Me! Writing about me! The vain pot. The modern Narcissus. The irony in using Narcissus as a reference is that I AM suppose to be self reflecting. So am I going to die reading my own reflection?
If I do get this degree, it proves that you can absolutely lie your way into getting one. Come on, honestly the only research I did was using another thesis as a reference and creating my own words out of it. I did use different books, online links and perhaps some extra stuff that was included in mine though. But I did it in 3 days! People take months researching. All I did was pull out random books from the library shelf and made it relevant to my thesis.
Crap, now I do hope I get this degree, even if I did it half-heartedly. It would be nice to include a Bachelors Degree to my portfolio. Right, right? A pretty degree. I should totally hang it up on my wall as a tribute to all my lying and cheating unknown friends out there.
Ok, I totally sounded like some bitch boasting. Bet some of you think that I don't deserve that degree on my wall right? Well, try being studying the final papers in ACCA. That's all.
Toodles~
PS : Totally LOVED Kate Middleton's wedding dress. Simple, elegant, beautiful. :)
Friday, 29 April 2011
Monday, 11 April 2011
Post Internship Syndrome Sucks (PISS)
Damn. All I'm doing at home now is rotting in front of the computer everyday and not finishing up my OBU when I actually have soooo much time to do it.
With all this sitting down and doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing, I have gained like a few kilos! A FEW!
Shit. Even with all my kickboxing ain't helping. I think I need to start going swimming again. Or just not stay home doing nothing.
No more beers, no more candies, no more chocolates.
More water, more exercise, more going out!
Yes, going out. When you go out, you have more fun and thus you eat less crap. :)
With all this sitting down and doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing, I have gained like a few kilos! A FEW!
Shit. Even with all my kickboxing ain't helping. I think I need to start going swimming again. Or just not stay home doing nothing.
No more beers, no more candies, no more chocolates.
More water, more exercise, more going out!
Yes, going out. When you go out, you have more fun and thus you eat less crap. :)
Thursday, 24 March 2011
3 months
3 months.
That's all I'll have to enjoy between the end of my internship (which is next Thursday, oh yea~) and beginning of my 3 years of torture in an auditing firm.
Time for all the partying man!
1. First up will be going to Kim's place to kill some zombies. Laugh our crazy asses off some of the weird stuff we do. Eating junk. Getting high on absolutely anything and everything.
2. Of course there will be nights where I'll be out for a nice refreshing beer or maybe just a mamak stall for yam cha sessions with whoever that is free and will give me a buzz. *hint**hint*
3. Being an absolute couch potato! Lie on the sofa watching DVDs over and over again with a huge bag of potato chips. Thus, the phrase couch potato. Obviously, to prevent myself from actually turning into a potato, I'll be going for my usual kickboxing classes.
4. Catch a theather show! I have know Ines for so long and I've never seen any of her shows. Such a horrible friend. For once her shows will not be clashing with my stupid internal tests. I'll be off to Lot 10 one of these days to catch Madu II.
5. Shopping! Like obviously?
6. Part time job. Yes, looking for part time jobs. Preferably for events, promoters, usherers, whatever man! Those 3-day jobs. Hard to find those though.
7. Banana leaf rice at Bangsar. I've been dying to go back there! Jom!
I don't remember what else I want to do during the 3 months but damn I want toenjoy this one this time. I realise that every time I make a list, I end up not doing even half of it.
This time I'm sure that I'll be crossing at least 4 of them out.
Ain't this an odd time for me to be blogging? Why, yes indeed it is! I a currently in the office but my boss has no wor for me and she is rushing her work that she doesn't even have the time to stop and think for work for me to do.
Stupid MSN ain't working either. So I'm practically bored out of my mind. Entertaining myself with oddee (kudos to zhi for the site).
That's all I'll have to enjoy between the end of my internship (which is next Thursday, oh yea~) and beginning of my 3 years of torture in an auditing firm.
Time for all the partying man!
1. First up will be going to Kim's place to kill some zombies. Laugh our crazy asses off some of the weird stuff we do. Eating junk. Getting high on absolutely anything and everything.
2. Of course there will be nights where I'll be out for a nice refreshing beer or maybe just a mamak stall for yam cha sessions with whoever that is free and will give me a buzz. *hint**hint*
3. Being an absolute couch potato! Lie on the sofa watching DVDs over and over again with a huge bag of potato chips. Thus, the phrase couch potato. Obviously, to prevent myself from actually turning into a potato, I'll be going for my usual kickboxing classes.
4. Catch a theather show! I have know Ines for so long and I've never seen any of her shows. Such a horrible friend. For once her shows will not be clashing with my stupid internal tests. I'll be off to Lot 10 one of these days to catch Madu II.
5. Shopping! Like obviously?
6. Part time job. Yes, looking for part time jobs. Preferably for events, promoters, usherers, whatever man! Those 3-day jobs. Hard to find those though.
7. Banana leaf rice at Bangsar. I've been dying to go back there! Jom!
I don't remember what else I want to do during the 3 months but damn I want toenjoy this one this time. I realise that every time I make a list, I end up not doing even half of it.
This time I'm sure that I'll be crossing at least 4 of them out.
Ain't this an odd time for me to be blogging? Why, yes indeed it is! I a currently in the office but my boss has no wor for me and she is rushing her work that she doesn't even have the time to stop and think for work for me to do.
Stupid MSN ain't working either. So I'm practically bored out of my mind. Entertaining myself with oddee (kudos to zhi for the site).
Sunday, 13 March 2011
Knock out
For the last 3 months I haven't had the chance to sleep in at all. I wake up at about 9-ish most of the time to the sound of my mom knocking on the door asking me to get up.
Today, I woke up and realised that it was close to 11am. Daaaaaamn! It was the besting thing ever! I miss those college days where classes were in the afternoon and I can actually sleep in the entire morning.
That never happens any more.
But then again, I'll be ending my internship soon. Probably will be taking 2 months off of work. Then I'll be enjoying, killing some zombies at kimmy's, boozing out at zhi and yam cha-ing with others.
Haven't seen these people in ages! Those were awesome days wasn't it?
Today, I woke up and realised that it was close to 11am. Daaaaaamn! It was the besting thing ever! I miss those college days where classes were in the afternoon and I can actually sleep in the entire morning.
That never happens any more.
But then again, I'll be ending my internship soon. Probably will be taking 2 months off of work. Then I'll be enjoying, killing some zombies at kimmy's, boozing out at zhi and yam cha-ing with others.
Haven't seen these people in ages! Those were awesome days wasn't it?
Monday, 28 February 2011
Turkey in demand!
I am finding it awfully weird that Malaysia, the place where food is everywhere and anytime, does not have cooked turkey anywhere!
I've been looking for turkey to eat for some time now and the only time they serve it is during Thanksgiving. That's AGES away! I want it now! Turkey ham is not acceptable as it still tastes like pork ham.
Oh, that soft juicy slice of meat ripping of that huge turkey leg covered with gravy that floods the plate.
I was having fun making everyone else crave for turkey last night. Spamming them with pictures, describing the awesomeness of turkey.
If anyone knows where to find yummy turkey to eat please tell me? OR if anyone is cooking turkey at home, please invite me! XD
Anyways, I have lasted 2 months interning at KPMG. I have exactly 24 more days to endure including today. March does not have any holidays but I'll be taking leave for 1 day somewhere at the end of the month because I'm going to Redang..... with my dad...
Kinda spoils it but I really want to go there! I've never been there and besides, going with my dad means that I don't have to pay for anything. It wouldn't be THAT fun though. Atnight I'll be stuck in the room doing nothing. Why? Because my dad sleeps freaking early and I doubt he'll let me wander around alone at night in an unknown place.
Nevertheless, I am looking forward to it.
TURKEY! RAWR~
I've been looking for turkey to eat for some time now and the only time they serve it is during Thanksgiving. That's AGES away! I want it now! Turkey ham is not acceptable as it still tastes like pork ham.
Oh, that soft juicy slice of meat ripping of that huge turkey leg covered with gravy that floods the plate.
I was having fun making everyone else crave for turkey last night. Spamming them with pictures, describing the awesomeness of turkey.
If anyone knows where to find yummy turkey to eat please tell me? OR if anyone is cooking turkey at home, please invite me! XD
Anyways, I have lasted 2 months interning at KPMG. I have exactly 24 more days to endure including today. March does not have any holidays but I'll be taking leave for 1 day somewhere at the end of the month because I'm going to Redang..... with my dad...
Kinda spoils it but I really want to go there! I've never been there and besides, going with my dad means that I don't have to pay for anything. It wouldn't be THAT fun though. Atnight I'll be stuck in the room doing nothing. Why? Because my dad sleeps freaking early and I doubt he'll let me wander around alone at night in an unknown place.
Nevertheless, I am looking forward to it.
TURKEY! RAWR~
Friday, 18 February 2011
Random shit
I actually really miss writting about random shit in my head. My posts are all complains! Where am I?
Bitches, I'm back!
Fucking cold here at Starbucks. Its freezing! I actually left work at 5.30pm. Waiting for my sister to come pick me up from One U. I rather pay RM10 to get a drink and abuse the free internet access at Starbucks than to stay in the office and be productive.
No wait, I was never productive.
Back to the flow..
Seriously its freaking cold here. Its like I've been soaked in a bucket of iced water and then I stood under the aircond. I can't feel my fingers! What the hell. So this is their way of making sure noone stays here too long eh? Freeze their fingers off so that they can't type shit!
Honestly, its kinda working. Drinking a cold drink ain't helping.
Before this I was sent on a mission. Buy groceries at Jusco. I was there happily taking things from the shelves.
Suddenly I realised something..
I left RM4 in my purse....
Damn, I had to put the basket of my picked out stuff somewhere near the counter, run to the nearest ATM, waste one buck on the MEPS, withdraw money, go back, find the basket (which I forgot where I had placed it) and line up to pay...
EPIC!
A kid walked in and saw me using the laptop and he was like "Dad! I should have brought my computer here to play games!"
I was like weeert??
The kid's like 6 or 7! Then he slipped on a wet floor...
HAHAHA!!!
Damn I'm mean..
Bitches, I'm back!
Fucking cold here at Starbucks. Its freezing! I actually left work at 5.30pm. Waiting for my sister to come pick me up from One U. I rather pay RM10 to get a drink and abuse the free internet access at Starbucks than to stay in the office and be productive.
No wait, I was never productive.
Back to the flow..
Seriously its freaking cold here. Its like I've been soaked in a bucket of iced water and then I stood under the aircond. I can't feel my fingers! What the hell. So this is their way of making sure noone stays here too long eh? Freeze their fingers off so that they can't type shit!
Honestly, its kinda working. Drinking a cold drink ain't helping.
Before this I was sent on a mission. Buy groceries at Jusco. I was there happily taking things from the shelves.
Suddenly I realised something..
I left RM4 in my purse....
Damn, I had to put the basket of my picked out stuff somewhere near the counter, run to the nearest ATM, waste one buck on the MEPS, withdraw money, go back, find the basket (which I forgot where I had placed it) and line up to pay...
EPIC!
A kid walked in and saw me using the laptop and he was like "Dad! I should have brought my computer here to play games!"
I was like weeert??
The kid's like 6 or 7! Then he slipped on a wet floor...
HAHAHA!!!
Damn I'm mean..
Thursday, 17 February 2011
The Game of Survival
Working life....
Yes, I absolutely LOATH it. I think its just my job man!
Survival tips for interns..
1. MP3/iPod. They are the only thing that will keep you sane in the office. Occasional headbanging would just look normal in the office as everyone ACTUALLY wants to hit their heads on the wall.
2. Ability to lie. Absolutely crucial in your survival. Interns get thrown all kind of work. You need the skills to pretend to be doing work. Open an excel, put on a serious face and type away on the office communicator or, like me, write a post! Occasionally look a bit lost and you'll be fine...
3. Constant vigilance! Got that from Harry Potter but its true! You don't want some manager or strict senior coming to you and catching you doing something else other than work! Ain't cool! You'll just get a nice lecture.
4. Ability to space out/pretend to be listening. When you DO get a lecture, space out and pretend to absolutely understand what the manager or senior is trying to tell you but in fact you are thinking about what to have for lunch...
5. Creativity. This is to come up with all kinds of excuses to go home early/take emergency leave/have long lunch. Example, "Its Chap Goh Meh! I have to go home early because there is a family dinner" or "I've got a family emergency. Grandpa admitted to the hospital" (both my grandfathers are dead by the way) or "The food came late"..
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the survival in KPMG...
Yes, I absolutely LOATH it. I think its just my job man!
Survival tips for interns..
1. MP3/iPod. They are the only thing that will keep you sane in the office. Occasional headbanging would just look normal in the office as everyone ACTUALLY wants to hit their heads on the wall.
2. Ability to lie. Absolutely crucial in your survival. Interns get thrown all kind of work. You need the skills to pretend to be doing work. Open an excel, put on a serious face and type away on the office communicator or, like me, write a post! Occasionally look a bit lost and you'll be fine...
3. Constant vigilance! Got that from Harry Potter but its true! You don't want some manager or strict senior coming to you and catching you doing something else other than work! Ain't cool! You'll just get a nice lecture.
4. Ability to space out/pretend to be listening. When you DO get a lecture, space out and pretend to absolutely understand what the manager or senior is trying to tell you but in fact you are thinking about what to have for lunch...
5. Creativity. This is to come up with all kinds of excuses to go home early/take emergency leave/have long lunch. Example, "Its Chap Goh Meh! I have to go home early because there is a family dinner" or "I've got a family emergency. Grandpa admitted to the hospital" (both my grandfathers are dead by the way) or "The food came late"..
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the survival in KPMG...
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