What happens when eemay studys

Yeah i'm studying. Well i was 6 hours ago. Then after lunch i got really, really bored. And i was already playing songs. I was listening to Iron Man by the Black Sabbath.

Yeah. It was a song from Guitar Hero 1...

SO... With the PlayStation standing there with the red light staring at me, how can i resist?

Naturally, I went to turn it on (the game was inside).

AND I've finally managed to get 5 stars for Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce! So i celebrated by rewarding myself to be online now.

Putting that aside, you know studying is really boring and sometimes your mind just.. er.. fly elsewhere?

Yeah?

So as i was reading about internal control (more specifically audit) I was thinking what i wanted for my birthday which is ONLY 3 months away...

So i'm gonna tell you what i want to ensure that i get them... hopefully my friends are nice enough...

WHAT EEMAY WANTS...
1. Magic 8 ball!! ~ I've always wanted one... Seems fun XD
2. A dart board ~ So that i can put up pictures of people i don't like and throw darts at them hoping tha it'll hurt them
3. MCR T-shirts ~ Yeah.. I don't have one yet... T.T
4. The Guitar Hero guitar ~ You know... The one with the coloured buttons???
5. Well I guess if the present is nice i wudn't mind...

Hehehe.. I can be so demanding at times. Too bad. Thats who I am. Accept it.

We are the MONSTERS!

OOO..

Today went out with kimmy and jia huey. We when to watch What Happens In Vegas. It was okla i guess. Comedy. The whole cinema was empty. Maybe bout 5 other people?? So nice...

Then we ate 1920s and left the place. Well jia huey left first. She got drums. Kimmy and i wanted to catch ironman at gsc but the queue was freaking long. So she came to my place instead.

We played guitar hero co-op career! And we finished it! Woot! Well our motivation to play was to unlock the song 'Monsters' by the matchbook romance.

Guess what??

It was the last song... So we practically played the whole thing. Now my eyes hurt and i was suppose to study.

Oh well Wednesday got no show wan. So i guess i can study tonight. I was slightly ahead of schedule yesterday. But now i have to read at least 1 more chapter of my lecturer's notes. I'll do it tonight.

For the first time i was staying up last night to study. It was total silence and the aircond was so cold and i'm in my warm blanket. It was so nice to study...

Oh My God!!

I'm turning into a nerd... Hahaha... Then i guess i can spend sometime to watch some show now then only study later...

It scared the living daylight out of me...

Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!

Seriously man. I hate cockroaches. One just gave me a heart attack just now.

I was just going to take the newspapers. As i lay my hands on the pile on newspaper to find the StarTwo, that gross thing ran on top!!! It took me awhile to realise what it was. Well it stayed there!! And i swear its antennas touched me!!!

Yer yer yer...

I backed off (Jumped back man!) and woke my dad up to kill it. To those who saw my reaction when i was at school and Jia Huey pushed me toward the cockroach, it was exactly the same.

I washed my hands so many times...

Nasty little buggers. They should be gone from this world! What does a cockroach do other than give me a heart attack???

Back from Johor

Yeah.. i went to johor. Love the food there man! (All the lovely otak-otak). I ate at least 50 of then in the three days that I've been there.

This morning something outrageous happened!!! I woke up and had a conversation with my mom...

(The whole conversation was in Cantonese)

ME : What's for lunch?

*silence*

ME : You cook porridge only ah???

*silence*

ME : Hello???

MOM : WHAT??? Ya la cooked porridge with sausages LA.... (she sounded so pissed off)

I was like what did i do??? I just woke up!! For god's sake...

And just now she asked me to do the laundry again. Luckily i was in a good mood (my dad brought back a huge box of chocolate coated macadamia nuts). So i did it. I actually wanted to study. My mom saw me taking books and laying them on the floor. Maybe its a sign asking me not to study... Hmmm...

Should i follow the sign??? =P

The Dream...

Its actually one of the only nice dreams that i ever got. Me getting nice dreams are really rare. Dreams i get are like:

1. Demonic
2. War (Zhi! remember pj being attack? and the helicopter?)
3. Ghostly related (Shadows behind windows or doors)
4. Just plain weird (Climbing up walls and falling down into a pit of fire, the a flaming horse runs out of the building)

Yeah... Jia Huey would know all bout my dreams cuz we used to talk about it every morning during the morning prayers at school.

This time it was weird but nice...

The dream all started with Zhi Lin and I being in a driving school. Then Zhi saw an empty kancil and got in while saying "EE MAY DRIVES LIKE THIS". Then she drove like a drunk lady laughing in the car.

Then she stopped and i drove her to some kind of party and David Archuleta was singing someone's birthday song. Then i met this hot guy who said his name but i forgot!! Oh my god!! how could i?? I couldn't really remember his face but i know he's hot.

After that I suggested that i want to add some vodka into the punch. So i me, Zhi and some people went to a grocery shop. Then don't know why Zhi started talking freaking loud on the handphone at a corner near the Maggi Mee section. A guard came and asked us to be quiet like it was some kind of library. So we tried to shut Zhi up but i woke up after that...

I can actually remember the whole thing so freaking clearly! I usually forget nice dreams...

Just pissing me of...

I'm so on the verge of blowing up!

I mean i took fucking half an hour trying to explain to my mom why she cant watch her chinese drama like other people watches it on satelite tv. Hello?? We dun have satelite tv.

Okay. Then i told her bout youtube. Memang can watch right? But like 10mins for every part ma. And she was like:

Mom : Why?

Me : Cuz YouTube is like that la

Mom : Why i cannot watch now?

Me : Can but have to load different parts la.

Mom : Why?

Yeah. See the pattern? It repeats for the next 15 mins till i went "Dont wan to talk to you ady". She went on talking but i put on my headphones and turn up the music till i cant hear a damn thing that she's saying.

Not only that. I think my mom's biological thermometer died or something. The room temperature is like 24? And she's complaining hot.

Next she ask me to cook some noodles for her so i did (didnt brunt the kitchen). Then, when i'm done she say don'y want. And she's acting like a big baby wanting to eat Char Siew Pau.

Ok. Nevermind. The worst thing is that she asked me to fucking hang the clothes for her last night!! Hello?? You want to dry the clothes with the moon isit?? I mean come on la. Who hangs out their clothes in the night?

Ok. NEVERMIND. Then tone she used to ask me is like : "I ask you to do you do". AND i hate being ordered like that. If she ask me nicely then i'll do it... but like that...? She went way overboard. So i didnt do it. When i got up it was done already.

Mental...

Mmmm...

I'm typing my post while eating pizza. Hahaha. Don't you feel like eating it now??

My hands are all sauced and i'm like typing with two of my pinky and its so not easy...

Mmmm... Pepperoni...

Hehehe...

Pizzahut got promotion ma. Order online and you buy one get one free. So i have two large pizzas at home... Most prob it'll be my breakfast tomorrow morning. But cold pizza actually taste nice. Dunno why people take the trouble to heat it up. I know i wouldn't cause i'm just too lazy. Rather eat it cold...

The only thing not worth it bout pizzahut is that the delivery is 2 bucks (dominoes is free). AND i think the person who made the pizza is on a very good mood (or he's new) cause my pizza is covered in a really thick layer of cheese...

And i LOVE cheese...

My little random-ness

Guess what??? Guess what??


I'M SO FREAKING HUNGRY


But so lazy to move away from the screen and go down and heat up the curry laksa and eat. I can feel the gastric juice going : "eemay, please, PLEASE, go eat!!!"

Oh well i guess i will, when i start feeling dizzy and all the typos start coming out without me noticing...


AFTER 5 MINS...

Okay... cant stand it anymore... SOOOO hungry... See how fast my mind can change??? hehehe...

Just found out i got tagged!! O.O

The questions...
1. What is the most important thing in your life?
OBVIOUSLY my beauty sleep

2. Will you consider a sexual relationship before marriage?
Why not???

3. Do you smoke?
Nope... i dun wan to get black lungs

4. What is the latest gadget that you own?
Wow... i wonder... might be my handphone i guess...

5. Who did you mostly text yesterday?
Kimmy cuz we were talking bout McFly.. XD

6. How old are you & are you a virgin?
17 going on 18 in August and yes i am

7. What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Other than my lunch, i guess it wud be a cap.

8. Where do you wish to get married?
OOO... i've actually think about this! I wanna get married on a cruise ship somewhere in the middle of nowhere

9. How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
If only i know...

10. How many kids do you want?
One boy named Jared and one girl named Alaina

11. Are you in love?
In wat sense? I'm so in love wit dougie now... ^^

12. Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Restaurant 88 in Sunway Mas. The food was awesome!!!

13. Name the lastest book that you bought?
Hmmm... i dun buy books cuz my bro has a home library of his own

14. What is your full name?
Yam Ee May

15. Do you believe in GOD?
Nope. I'm a free-thinker

16. Name a (in my case more than one) person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
Must i pick one? Cuz i have like a lot... But if i really have to choose it'll be Gerard Way or Kimi Raikkonen... XD

17. Christina or Britney?
Neither

18. Do you do your laundry?
Nope... cuz my clothes magically disappears and appear in my cupboard the next day

19. The most exciting place you want to go
Exciting eh? Swim with the sharks in some waterworld

20. Hugs or Kisses?
Depends

21. Single or attached?
What do ya think?

22. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
-desperately wants a Porsche
-enjoys making up her own psycho theories
-getting nerdy
-lately thinking of tattoo ideas
-my sms buddy when i'm dying in class

8 Things I say too often:
-Huh?
-Shit!
-Damn!
-OMG!!!
-How???
-Sure a not???
-Sleepy
-Bored la....

8 Things I’m passionate about:
-Music
-Movies
-TV
-Computer
-F1(cars)
-Having fun
-Games
-Food

8 Songs I could list to over and over again:
-Translyvania ~ McFly
-Cemetry Drvie ~ My Chemical Romance
-Always Be My Baby ~ David Cook
-Thank You for the Venom ~ My Chimical Romance
-Basketcase ~ Greenday
-Here I Am ~ The Explosion
-Saccharine Smile ~ The Donots
-Paper Wings ~ Rise Against

8 Things I learned last year:
-Last minute study for sejarah makes u pass
-Driving is boring
-Drums is impossible for me to get (for now)
-My phone can only fit 190 songs
-You can put coffeemate in milo
-Gastric really hurts
-Studying beforehand make me fail my subjects
-I'm the second tallest in my family (Besides my dad... duh.. i'll be freaked out if i'm taller than my dad)

Oh well, since i dun read other people's blog so i rather not tag anyone... hehehe... fell free if you wan to do it...

My little bucketlist

Sounds fun... SO taking advantage of my new broadband (finally)

1. Own a sports car (ferrari/porsche)
2. Drive an actual F1 car
3. Meet Kimi Raikkonen and the whole group of MCR and Mcfly
4. Skydive & bungee jump
5. Own a private jet
6. Own a yacht (hehehe...)
7. Have a penthouse in new york OR a townhouse in uk
8. Retire and have a small cafe by the beach on an island
9. Travel around the world
10. Get married (duh) and have two kids ^^
11. Have a garage with 7 cars (one for each day)
12. Hope to still be with my friends when i'm like 60?
13. Kill people that i dont like just before i die XD
14. Sleep on the great wall of china for one night
15. Get myself lost in the mountains in Switzerland
16. Get pilot license
17. Go to Amsterdam with Zhi (space cakes!)
18. Visit the garden of Babylon
19. Have a honeymoon in Venice
20. Hope to die before my husband does

Well, basically most of the things can be done with money. So i guess the only thing that should be on the list is:

HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT IN THE BANK OF SWITZERLAND

Tengwar

Elvish scripts (tengwar). Thanks very much Jia Huey... Anyway here's my blog title in Tengwar...

Cool eh?

Holy Shit!

Oh my god! You can never believe what happened last night!

I was lying down on my bed watching the tv and then suddenly i saw something flying towards me! I was like what the hell is that. The first thing that popped into my head was a cockroach. So to get away from it, i did the stupidest thing ever. When you see something flying towards you and you're lying down on the bed half covered with the blanket, what will you do?

Well, cover yourself with the blanket, right?

That was exactly what i did! Then i realise i didn't know where did that thing flew to. Then i was like

ME : Fuck. Now what?

It took every bit of courage in me to get out of the blanket and ran out of the room screaming for my dad.

My dad found it and it WAS a cockroach. It was crawling on my fall out boys poster on the wall on patrick stump's face. My dad was nice enough not to smash that creature on that poster and pushed it on the floor.

And it started running around the room! Well i didn't see it cause i was busy hopping outside and finding a chair to stand on but there wasn't any. SO i kept hopping for the next 2 to 3 mins (which seems like forever)

Now the worst. It started running towards the door. Holy shit i was so desperate to not stay on the floor that i was sitting on the stairs railing (yes, i could fall back and break my neck and appear in the headlines the next day with the title : GIRL DIES FROM RUNNING AWAY FROM A TWO INCH COCKROACH)

Then finally after 5 torturing minutes my dad hit it with the newspaper. If he didn't and that thing is wondering around the room, i swear i will not sleep that night until i know that it's dead.

I had to take a shower after that. And the image of the cockroach is still in my mind. Damn it.

Okay enough bout that disgusting creature. Today i skipped my revision class for the paper i almost fail (and i wanted to get 100% - seems kinda far now). Smart people stay and listen to the old hag nag, but even smarter people leave the class and do something more interesting.

WELL, she was complaining that the class was noisy and she would kick those who make noise out. SO we saved her the strenght to kick us out. SO we when for our break and never return. See? Aren't we the nicest students you can ever wish for? ^^

The best medicine

You know what's th best medicine in the world???

CHOCOLATE!!!

That is like one thing i'll always have at home. Without it i bet i'm like the emo-est child ever.

Recently i found another new happy thing...

MCFLY!!!

The songs are just so happy. Makes you feel like you're high on drugs or something. And now i have something new to get all crazy over (but Mcr will always be number one XD). As usual i will always choose someone in the band to be crazy over. And the winner is.... *drumrolls*

DOUGIE!!! Hahaha


Yes, Dougie Poynter is my new target... Well i was deciding between Harry Judd and him. But still decided that Dougie is better.