Monday, 5 May 2008

Holy Shit!

Oh my god! You can never believe what happened last night!

I was lying down on my bed watching the tv and then suddenly i saw something flying towards me! I was like what the hell is that. The first thing that popped into my head was a cockroach. So to get away from it, i did the stupidest thing ever. When you see something flying towards you and you're lying down on the bed half covered with the blanket, what will you do?

Well, cover yourself with the blanket, right?

That was exactly what i did! Then i realise i didn't know where did that thing flew to. Then i was like

ME : Fuck. Now what?

It took every bit of courage in me to get out of the blanket and ran out of the room screaming for my dad.

My dad found it and it WAS a cockroach. It was crawling on my fall out boys poster on the wall on patrick stump's face. My dad was nice enough not to smash that creature on that poster and pushed it on the floor.

And it started running around the room! Well i didn't see it cause i was busy hopping outside and finding a chair to stand on but there wasn't any. SO i kept hopping for the next 2 to 3 mins (which seems like forever)

Now the worst. It started running towards the door. Holy shit i was so desperate to not stay on the floor that i was sitting on the stairs railing (yes, i could fall back and break my neck and appear in the headlines the next day with the title : GIRL DIES FROM RUNNING AWAY FROM A TWO INCH COCKROACH)

Then finally after 5 torturing minutes my dad hit it with the newspaper. If he didn't and that thing is wondering around the room, i swear i will not sleep that night until i know that it's dead.

I had to take a shower after that. And the image of the cockroach is still in my mind. Damn it.

Okay enough bout that disgusting creature. Today i skipped my revision class for the paper i almost fail (and i wanted to get 100% - seems kinda far now). Smart people stay and listen to the old hag nag, but even smarter people leave the class and do something more interesting.

WELL, she was complaining that the class was noisy and she would kick those who make noise out. SO we saved her the strenght to kick us out. SO we when for our break and never return. See? Aren't we the nicest students you can ever wish for? ^^

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